Sample prompts
1. Write a joke about a tiny everyday annoyance acting like it is the end of the world.
2. Describe dating after 40 like it is a customer service nightmare.
3. Turn an awkward family moment into a visual punchline.
4. Roast your own bad habit before the crowd can.
Sample roast lines
1. You have the confidence of a phone at 1% battery trying to update.
2. You talk like your confidence came with a free trial and the card declined.
3. Your website has three buttons, zero personality, and the emotional warmth of a parking ticket.
4. That premise walked on stage with student debt and no plan.
Sample captions
1. POV: your plan had one step and you still skipped it.
2. This started as a bad joke and somehow became content.
3. I did not fix my life today, but I did fix one punchline.
4. Blank page: 1. Me: now slightly less losing.
Sample fix formulas
1. Make the setup more specific.
2. Make the target obvious.
3. End on the meanest true word.
4. Cut 30% and keep the sharpest image.